1. (Source: corgiaddict)

     

  2. legs-are-just-for-show:

    officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

    when the game is like “u don’t have enough lock picks for this” and ur like i have a rocket launcher

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    (via grawly)

     
  3. cutie-pie-naegi:

    latching-on-to-youu:

    Start and end your day right.

    Deadmau5 has ascended.

    (via daftrageagainstthepunkmachine)

     
  4. streetlights-onaudreys:

    teastars:

    breebird33:

    wessasaurus-rex:

    The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

    YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

    I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

    t-igerfucker
    remember this omg

    (Source: lanactrlaltdelrey, via )

     
     
  5. twofistin:

    restinpeaches:

    rest in fucking peaches, mario

    This game seems to be based on how sick you can clown everybody else. I don’t even think you win by crossing the finish line, you’re just judged by a point basis by how salty everyone around you is.

    (via leohvaldez)

     
  6. weloveshortvideos:

    How to hit high notes…

    (via rainbowboobs)

     
     
  7. uglymillionaire:

    tuff guy

    (Source: sopapillaprince, via grawly)

     
  8. explosm:

    By . Get your buns over to  and roll around in those comics! Get ‘um all over ya!

     

  9. hoganddice:

    takethethirdoption:

    I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

    "I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

    This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

    (via iamaephk)

     
  10. larissafae:

    carryonmywaywardstirrup:

    endmerit:

    Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?

    THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

    No one sasses better than the Daleks and Cybermen. No one.

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    (via jamesdccolgan)