The counting song
I almost turned it off in the first 3 seconds, I’m glad i sat through that.
Amazingly innocent and dark at the same time; I love it.
Well that escalated quickly.
I was there.
Huh. So that just happened.
Doomsday scene recreated with iPhones.
remember when staff tried to be cute and made this their error page
No but I wish they’d bring it back
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the slender family
there’s the big brother trendy
the middle brother slendy
the youngest is splendy
their half brother is endy
and their weird short cousin.
This is wh̗̣̼̝͓̼̃̏ͫ͠y̭̩̽ͬ̍ ̢͉̗͉͔̟̤̞̋ͩ̓́͋͗͌I̘͈̩̤͙͙̍ͩ̈́̅̽ͅ ̣͊ͥͨ͜d̬̪ͤ̈́̄̎̆ͧ͘r͋̔̎i̿͊ͪ̾͊̚͏͉̫̤̱̱̥̱ṋ̸̷͈̱̯͙̗̞̺̽ͧͫ̏̇̄k̊͛̄ͪ̅̏҉̢̯͙̗̗̪….
TIP ON HOW TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF THE DARK:
As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.
And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”
Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet to make the shadows jealous.
Plot Twist: The Monster wants a threesome with you and the shadows.
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jaw3:
Let the countdown begin.
now that is an olympic logo
3 people holding hands is definitely better than incestuous simpson blowjobs…
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